The True History of Ned Kelly and Burka Woman
Burka Woman builds a new life for herself in Australia, with the help of Ned Kelly.
Monday, February 3, 2014
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Burka Strikes Gold
Burka Strikes Gold |
Burka Woman was walking out among the trees beside the dry creek bed in her new home town of Natimuk one day, when she happened upon a strange metal object lying on the ground before her. She picked it up and held it up to the light, where it gleamed burning gold-orange secrets of fugitive love and perpetual persecution, of phantasmic liberty and embezzled culture...
and then she heard a kookaburra kook-kook kook-kook kook-kook kah-kah-kah kaaaah high in the tree above her, then another kookaburra kooka kaah-kaaahed kooka-kaah kaahed back from the next tree....a third kooka joined the cackle from a tree further down...and then the cockatoos flew in to land above, screeching, chattering, arguing, telling jokes...
Burka Woman settled in with her new Mask of Gold, the Merry Bush Symphony had begun.
and then she heard a kookaburra kook-kook kook-kook kook-kook kah-kah-kah kaaaah high in the tree above her, then another kookaburra kooka kaah-kaaahed kooka-kaah kaahed back from the next tree....a third kooka joined the cackle from a tree further down...and then the cockatoos flew in to land above, screeching, chattering, arguing, telling jokes...
Burka Woman settled in with her new Mask of Gold, the Merry Bush Symphony had begun.
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Sunday, March 17, 2013
Ned and Burka, Lake Toolondo.
Burka Woman loved swimming in Lake Toolondo in the 1990s. It was the clearest water she had known for swimming, and soft too... like swimming in silk. It was easy to understand how the Toolondo Fishman imagined himself as a fish in such water, and she felt so sad that he died in his fishsuit while pursuing his dream. She hopes that he is a lucky happy fish in his next life. Here Burka invites Ned to join her on her island tree branch. Ned promises to take the plunge after finishing his ciggy.
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Monday, December 3, 2012
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Burka and the Gang
Ned Kelly's father arrived in Van Diemen's Land as a convict in 1842.
Burka Woman's father had arrived in South Australia nearly four years before.
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Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Ned and Burka in Broken Hill
Ned and Burka hung around for several weeks in Broken Hill.
As the name implied, things seemed not quite right there at first.
Birthplace to mining giants
BHP and Rio Tinto
Birthplace to trade unions
Broken Hill's history of violent clashes,
desperate striking, towering white greed, rich burying poor.....
Ned and Burka read the death lists
...over 800 names and how each man died
so many accidents, deaths upon deaths, silver-fried tears
obscene stacks of money for the fortunate few
who "honour" the dead.....now they're all dead
Just like our Ned, a hero when dead
red blood sand
art not words to document the stories
art making me shiver in the heat of the sun
white bone splintering through the skin of the shin
screaming in the middle of the freezing desert night
then forgotten
next evening with that enchanting light
slithering forever over silver-gold horizon...
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Opening of the Guggenheim, Abu Dhabi, 2013
"Opening of the Guggenheim, Abu Dhabi, 2013" Oil on canvas 41x51cm 2010 |
Ned and Burka Woman felt right at home at the Grand Opening of the Guggenheim in Abu Dhabi, 2013. Ned suspected that Canadian-American architect, Frank Gehry, had modelled the stunning museum design on the lines of his own unique armour. And Burka Woman really enjoyed showing off the Sidney Nolan works of Ned Kelly to her female UAE friends.
Burka Woman reminded her good friend that while the 2009 Janasse "Chaupin" Châteauneuf-du-Pape was indeed a magnificent and noble wine being served at the Grand Opening, it was worth keeping in mind that its alcoholic content of 15% could have quite an intensive effect after downing a few.
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Burka Woman reminded her good friend that while the 2009 Janasse "Chaupin" Châteauneuf-du-Pape was indeed a magnificent and noble wine being served at the Grand Opening, it was worth keeping in mind that its alcoholic content of 15% could have quite an intensive effect after downing a few.
"Guggenheim Opening II, Abu Dhabi, 2013" Oil on canvas 25x20cm 2010 |
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Sunday, November 6, 2011
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Introductions
Burka's sisters were very pleased to meet Ned at last. They had heard so much about him in Burka's letters, and trusted him as the right person to help them settle into a new way of life in Australia.
Having survived a brutal invasion of their home country by the West, and the perilous journeys by leaky boats from one country to the next, staying over six months at a time in numerous open refugee camps, the three sisters finally made it to the designated secret Northern Australian island beach.
The sisters clung to each other, weeping silent tears of joy, sorrow and relief, before being whisked away to a safer meeting place.... out of sight from those people who would have them locked up for their heroic desperate efforts to choose life over death, safety over living in terror....
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Thursday, September 29, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Mirror
Burka Woman was tired of being late all the time.
She couldn't understand why Ned would spend so much time in front of the bathroom mirror before going out at night. He was quite insecure, often asking Burka if he looked strong and handsome in his armour. Such neediness was unsexy.
She decided at last to send him off into the desert, to sort his head out. It was very wise of her. Ned returned after six weeks, fearless and breezy, with restored confidence and zest for life. He and Burka built a new bath-house out of recycled timber and mudbrick, on the riverside lined with giant eucalypts and overlooking the calm water. Outdoor bath-houses are all the go for outlaws.
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Saturday, August 13, 2011
Monday, August 8, 2011
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
The Deal
Ned appears to be listening to Burka as she outlines the pros and cons for making an offer on the Waler mare at the Wandiligong horse fair. Ned, however, is experiencing difficulty concentrating on Burka's reasoning, as he has recently given up smoking and is outlining in his own head the pros and cons of having one little drag of Burka's fag.
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Monday, July 25, 2011
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Sisters of the 7th Udder
The Sisters of the 7th Udder share a special Understanding of the Inner Mechanics of the Universe.
Golden Revelation No. 1 occurred in the Year of 1997, in the Fortunate Boat Studios of St Helier's Convent, Abbotsford, Melbourne and it concerned The Cow.
GR1 affirmed that if cows and more cows were allowed to roam throughout the City of Melbourne as they do in Indian cities, then the City of Melbourne would be a happier Place to Be. The People of Melbourne would be employed Most Usefully. Art would reign supreme.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Ned and Burka at the Guggenheim ( No.s 1 - 9 )
Ned and Burka at the Guggenheim I SOLD |
Ned and Burka at the Guggenheim II SOLD |
Ned and Burka at the Guggenheim III SOLD |
Ned and Burka at the Guggenheim IV SOLD |
Ned and Burka at the Guggenheim V |
Ned and Burka at the Guggenheim VI SOLD |
Ned and Burka at the Guggenheim VII SOLD |
Ned and Burka at the Guggenheim VIII SOLD |
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
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